Free Dental Floss Anyone? (Hey, Come On -- Free's FREE!)
True, this is most definitely an early candidate for worst-freebie-of-the-year-that-people-will-seriously-consider-if-it's-even-worth-it-despite-not-costing-any-money. But as the title indicates, free is -- when it's all said and done -- free. So stop complaining and get yourself a nice, brand-spanking new box of (according to the site) special dental floss. Whatever that is. But let's just go ahead and stop talking about floss now, shall we?